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Chuck Norris Joke #306

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

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Bigg Cheezy

2011-12-02 11:29:17

The only reason the United States made it to the moon before Russia is because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked our shuttle to the moon.

folvig

2011-07-14 18:01:27

Jesus was God's son. God is chuck norris' son.

John

2011-03-20 06:52:56

Everybody is afraid of death... but death is afraid of Chuck Norris

Daniel

2010-12-09 17:37:51

Freddy Chrouger is afraid chuck norris will fall asleep

Alex Jacobs

2010-09-02 17:25:21

haha, i can match that Jake, what the FUCK! haahahahah

Karina

2010-05-17 22:08:11

Chuck Norris can raise the dead. Too bad he doesn't believe in second chances.

brad

2010-02-17 20:30:16

guns dont kill ppl chuck norris does

Jake Pulllandgo

2010-01-14 07:35:16

what the shit

TommyBoyGoinCool

2009-10-20 17:36:24

Every person who achived an amazing feat is actually Chuck Norris in disguise.