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Chuck Norris Joke #305

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

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aydin

2011-11-14 17:53:04

you know how jesus can walk on water chuck norris can swim on land

Jessica Danielle Parker

2011-09-17 10:00:27

And who the dawg is MacGyver???

Jessica Danielle Parker

2011-09-17 10:00:05

freddy krueger rules, I think the joke about the Hulk is sick, and so is the one about Under Dog's gf, but the one about "fuck you" is alright, and I adore the booger one. The one about sex ain't so hot, either.

Maico

2011-05-31 06:00:40

Chuck Norris can un-learn bicycle

freddy krueger rules

2011-03-26 20:38:48

when under dog was called chuck beat him & under dogs girlfriend got"tooken care of". chucks - went into the dogs girlfriend's 0 if u no what i mean.

freddy krueger rules

2011-03-26 20:31:17

when some girls tried to get chuck away from them they said fuck you... so he did.

freddy krueger rules

2011-03-26 20:25:40

the reason why the hulk is green is because him & chuck were showing their stuff.........chucks was the biggest so he won.

freddy krueger rules

2011-03-26 20:19:04

the reason why chuck norris's nose is only runny when he is asleep so the buger can have a chance to get away.

freddy krueger rules

2011-03-26 20:10:17

chuck norris dont call it sex if the women survivs

sancho

2011-03-22 18:56:41

The only ingredient in a can of whoop ass is Chuck Norris

Mariola

2010-04-16 19:48:30

Listen--Chuck Fan, if you think the jokes suck or they are horrible, you should see the movies. You are not funny, and you are otherwise lame.

bell

2010-02-12 02:08:26

chuck norris wear his shoes inside out.

whipster1

2008-10-18 14:18:10

wtf

who?

2007-04-06 10:26:26

LMFAO!!!!!!.....I like PIE!
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