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Chuck Norris Joke #303

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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Tongue

2012-07-03 03:58:54

Chuck can hear the tree falling in the forest even when he isn't there.

Chris

2012-05-31 03:58:58

Covers wear chuck Norris At night to keep warm

Chris

2012-05-31 03:55:27

Chuck norris doesn't feel pain, pain feels chuck noris

Chris

2012-05-31 03:53:00

Chuck Norris ounce killed 50 people with a grenade. Then the grenade exPloded😏

Chris

2012-05-31 03:50:31

These jokes suck mine r 100x better 😏

corey

2012-05-05 13:06:50

their is no such thing as tornados chuck norris just dont like trailer parks

oblivion

2011-05-24 10:38:45

when chuck Norris text LOL he's asking if you won't to be kick in the liver or lungs

mis

2011-05-01 13:31:44

Chuck Norris understands women.

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2011-04-21 13:18:04

The reason alantis is under watter is because chuck norris roundhouse kicked from the sky and made the ocean thus alantis has to be under water

Chuck Norris

2011-04-01 17:38:05

That is so true!

jamie

2010-12-28 14:38:47

if chuck norris and chuck norris had a fight they would both win

jamie

2010-12-28 14:37:05

judgement day is when chuck norris is tired of the world

jamie

2010-12-28 14:35:10

if chuck norris was santa you would hate to be on the nauhty list

Kain

2010-12-23 12:24:40

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.

Alex Lee

2010-06-27 16:39:13

"When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris'd."

Alex Lee

2010-06-27 16:38:34

"When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris'd."

Joe Murphy

2010-05-29 06:08:24

God proclaimed that he created the world in six days and on the 7th he rested... That's bullshit, Chuck Norris invented the Roundhouse kick and had to test it on someone

Matt

2010-05-17 22:23:20

The Candyman won't say Chuck Norris three times in front of the mirror.

Matthew

2010-05-17 22:22:42

Freddy Kruger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

tw

2010-01-23 19:31:34

they say the world will end in 2012 because chuck norris will die

dj

2010-01-15 21:14:37

chuck norris does not"style" his hair it stays in plasce out of shere terror

Mandy

2009-10-08 18:16:12

Chuck Norris can run on the sun and won't break a sweat.

Jerbal

2007-11-17 14:45:20

FRICKIN' WIN

hehe

2007-09-13 02:58:20

Nice one :)