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Chuck Norris Joke #302

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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2014-06-09 14:10:55

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2012-12-01 15:10:18

Fear of spiders: arachnophobia
Fear of small space: claustrophobia
Fear of Chuck Norris: logic

Paul

2012-08-13 19:24:03

When Chuck Norris enters a dark room, he doesn't turn the lights on, the darkness LEAVES.

You

2011-12-03 20:40:06

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth.
In the end, Chuck Norris created God.

ShadowMatt

2011-05-31 11:55:01

The Universe started when Chuck Norris kicked the nothingness in the face.

taylor

2011-03-26 17:29:45

wow

ProtoFreakXXX(Xbox Live Name)

2011-03-09 12:44:59

Sorry, typo.

ProtoFreakXXX(Xox Live Name)

2011-03-09 12:43:22

Here's one.
Chuck Norris dies 20 years ago, Death just hasn't gotten the courage to tell him.

jk

2011-01-04 14:52:56

chuck norris can't die if he wasn't born...funny

Bobby

2010-08-29 13:12:36

Chuck Norris wasn't born he just exists

yea

2010-05-24 14:20:19

chuck norris can gargle peanutbutter

NO ONE!!!!!!!:)

2009-12-05 20:01:06

chuck noris is better that master chief, because he can stay in the air longer that 6 seconds.

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2007-03-25 17:39:33

When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake he dosn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norrissed