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Chuck Norris Joke #301

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

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2014-06-09 19:27:25

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yo momma

2012-02-19 13:03:01

chuck norris can by a wii with
monopoly money

jadenbyrd

2012-01-06 20:20:17

u suck chuck die already
die or I'll roundhouse kick you in the face.

To matthew:

2012-01-05 22:10:33

what would the world do with out chuck norris jokes or just chuck norris.

matthew

2011-12-09 22:37:41

do i love chuck norris jokes

matthew

2011-12-09 22:37:40

do i love chuck norris jokes

thebadass

2011-12-09 08:57:07

one day chuck norris went to mars thats why there is no life on mars...

Tdot

2011-09-14 20:43:05

Chuck Norris plays call of duty on his etch a sketch

Osama bin laiden

2010-12-14 02:56:06

STELL WOOL COMES FROM THE SHEEP THAT CHUCK NORRIS BREEDS

Michael cross

2010-11-18 18:45:05

Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls ,because hair doesn't grow on steal.

Fun guy

2010-10-02 15:24:12

On a vote for who's stronger your choices are
A.spider man
B.the hulk
C.iron man
Or
D.chuck Norris
If you picked D then your right

fff

2010-08-02 20:40:14

chuck norris over the fence

frosty

2010-07-09 12:53:23

chuck norris is so bad, under his beard he has no chin, just another fist

anthony

2010-06-27 22:39:59

Chuck norris once kicked a horse under the chin. their desendants are now called giraffes.

mike

2010-04-06 00:38:13

you know some kids can piss their name in snow, well chuck norris can piss his name in solid steel

Chris

2010-04-05 17:07:44

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups when he does them he pushes the earth down.

Jordan

2007-06-23 14:23:43

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, chuck Norris does Earth downs.