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Chuck Norris Joke #300

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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carson

2013-03-12 13:40:52

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2013-03-12 13:32:55

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greg

2013-03-12 13:32:17

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moses

2013-03-12 13:31:50

I m nice

Noatar

2012-11-19 20:20:18

There is no god. It's chuck norris

MGaris

2012-03-30 13:17:13

When Chuck Norris was born, he performed his own C-section!

Eduardo Soto

2012-01-28 19:48:26

Chuck Norris beat the cinnamon challenge.

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2011-08-27 18:27:11

Every night the boogieman checks his closet for Chuck Norris

BIGB22

2010-04-29 18:02:37

chuck norris doesnt cut his grass, he just stares at it and dares it to move

Klacker lOl

2010-04-17 19:27:37

not everybody can spend as much time on this as you do jake bird, i recommend you get a girl friend, job, or at the very least you can try and at least find better jokes. all these will draw up time like you've never seen before...

jake bird

2010-03-11 10:18:41

there is no theory of evolution just a never ending list of things chuck norris has yet to kill.

facebook is the list of chuck norrises victims

jake bird

2010-03-11 10:12:36

when chuck norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norrised!

randomguy

2010-03-06 18:56:04

Chuck Norris dosen't wear a watch, he DECIDES what time it is.

blake

2010-01-15 19:02:18

when it comes to chuck norris, you can hide but you cant run

The Chuck

2010-01-09 18:49:15

Chuck Norris gets cold, by beating the living shit out of it.

James

2010-01-05 04:11:53

Chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle!

bryce

2009-12-05 14:44:29

chuck norris dosent cut grass he dares it to grow

Sid

2009-11-16 19:32:45

when chuck norris makes a phone call the satalite comes to him and then goes bakk and ten sends call

bob

2009-11-16 14:51:50

chuck norris was denied a burger at mc donalds he kicked it so hard it became wendys

N.t

2009-11-05 19:56:17

Chuck Norris has a house in the bermuda trianle. When people bother him they are never seen again.

SasquatchFan#1

2009-09-02 18:56:07

Chuck Norris was born in a llog cabin that he built with his bare hands.

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

haha

2007-11-26 12:05:52

Fucking LOL! :D

Domorato

2007-10-26 19:15:49

no one should even be able to dream about kicking chuck's ass