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Chuck Norris Joke #30

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

potato

2012-10-04 16:07:52

the last time chuck norris peed it made the hudson river

Lindsay

2010-07-17 20:36:29

"Banana Slug" YOU SIR are an idiot. That was the most ignorant comment in the world!

Mackenzie

2009-08-01 21:03:01

Chuck Norris knocked up a cheerleading squad all at the same time

banana slug

2007-08-09 11:31:24

no u performed the biggest miracle by being a fat-ass who had sex at 2 weeks old

ace dragonmaster

2007-07-24 00:05:37

so who performed the biggest miracle? Chuck of course :D