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Chuck Norris Joke #298

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

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Robert Flores

2012-08-25 09:23:47

Chuck Norris only has a beard as a cushion to save his opponents knuckles.

will

2012-01-17 14:19:38

jonny knoxville

ryan

2011-10-23 23:38:26

hand sanitizer kills 99% of all germs chuck norris kills 100% of whatever the fuck he wants

Jessica Danielle Parker

2011-09-16 23:48:58

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Best joke so far. Chuck is surprised enough people are still alive to tell these jokes, seeing as he is here.

luvstosplooge

2010-11-24 08:04:57

LOL :)

Chuck Norris

2010-11-12 06:34:11

I shall find you, and will punch you in the face with my beard

scott

2010-07-13 00:24:59

google will not search for chuck norris as google knows you dont find chuck norris, he finds you!

Bob

2010-06-01 00:30:32

lmao crag!

val oliver

2010-01-19 11:07:34

chuck norris can kick john maughans ars

Jordan:)

2010-01-11 05:59:37

Lololololol :)

i got 1

2009-11-25 15:52:06

chuck norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.chuck norris can lead a horse 2 water and make it drink.
on a kids birthday, chuck norris gets a chance to throw the birthday boy/girl in2 the sun! p.s. please comment

craig

2009-11-15 15:11:34

Chuck norris killed 2 stones with one bird

Robert

2008-04-14 15:14:31

wheres the real CHUCK NORRIS fans at

Robert

2008-04-14 15:13:23

The only person to survive a roundhouse kick from CHUCK NORRIS was Christopher Reeves

Veton

2008-04-14 11:34:30

Chuck Norris never uses a condom. How could a virus like AIDS resist him.

oscar mayer

2007-11-23 08:19:18

why do you slug bananas?