Chuck Norris Joke #298
If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
Comments:
Robert Flores
2012-08-25 09:23:47
Chuck Norris only has a beard as a cushion to save his opponents knuckles.
will
2012-01-17 14:19:38
jonny knoxville
ryan
2011-10-23 23:38:26
hand sanitizer kills 99% of all germs chuck norris kills 100% of whatever the fuck he wants
Jessica Danielle Parker
2011-09-16 23:48:58
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Best joke so far. Chuck is surprised enough people are still alive to tell these jokes, seeing as he is here.
luvstosplooge
2010-11-24 08:04:57
LOL :)
Chuck Norris
2010-11-12 06:34:11
I shall find you, and will punch you in the face with my beard
scott
2010-07-13 00:24:59
google will not search for chuck norris as google knows you dont find chuck norris, he finds you!
Bob
2010-06-01 00:30:32
lmao crag!
val oliver
2010-01-19 11:07:34
chuck norris can kick john maughans ars
Jordan:)
2010-01-11 05:59:37
Lololololol :)
i got 1
2009-11-25 15:52:06
chuck norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.chuck norris can lead a horse 2 water and make it drink.
on a kids birthday, chuck norris gets a chance to throw the birthday boy/girl in2 the sun! p.s. please comment
craig
2009-11-15 15:11:34
Chuck norris killed 2 stones with one bird
Robert
2008-04-14 15:14:31
wheres the real CHUCK NORRIS fans at
Robert
2008-04-14 15:13:23
The only person to survive a roundhouse kick from CHUCK NORRIS was Christopher Reeves
Veton
2008-04-14 11:34:30
Chuck Norris never uses a condom. How could a virus like AIDS resist him.
oscar mayer
2007-11-23 08:19:18
why do you slug bananas?