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Chuck Norris Joke #295

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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MonkeyJoker

2013-07-13 00:53:39

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in it's chin it's descendants are known as giraffes

Fu

2013-03-20 18:53:40

Chuck norris does not go swiming water whants to be around him

Dragon

2011-12-31 15:41:06

When Chuck Norris plays Portal, the cake is the truth...

Dragon

2011-12-31 15:40:00

When Chuck Norris played Portal, he thecake an

Dragon

2011-12-31 15:37:47

BOOKS read CHUCK NORRIS...

Rob

2011-12-12 19:43:22

When Chuck Norris purs milk on his rice crispis, they keep quiet

david conklin

2011-09-03 17:22:55

chuck norris dosent battle he just allows you to lose

david the banana

2011-09-03 17:20:21

chuck norris is so skilled he rolled one dice an got 9

david conklin

2011-09-03 17:19:05

krystal conklin can kick chuck noris's ass

corey dale kyle

2011-09-03 17:18:17

chuck norris dosent call the wrong number you answer the wrong phone

Cory

2008-02-27 15:13:59

Chuck Norris is so skilled he rolled two dice and got 13

asdada

2007-10-25 11:32:49

actually, i do and if it is then he's been in about 23428947238947394567567568 or more

banana slug

2007-08-09 12:11:14

if that's the question than the answer is actualy -42

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Jay

2007-06-08 10:13:11

In the movie hitch hikers Guide to the to the galixy the answer to the ultimate question is 42. They just Didn't know the question. I do.How many people can Chuck Norris kill in a millasecond.42!

Paul Dixon

2007-03-21 12:26:20

The only thing scarier than Chuck Norris is... PAUL DIXON!!! AHAHHAHAH

Chuck Norris

2007-03-15 17:36:56

WOOOT CHUCK NORRIS EATS POOP!