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Chuck Norris Joke #294

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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2015-07-07 14:57:59

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2014-04-17 09:57:14

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tom

2013-09-17 04:24:08

The Dos Equis man looks up to Chuck Norris.

tom

2013-09-17 04:22:50

The Dos Equis man looks up to Chuck Norris.

FRUITY

2012-10-22 08:11:24

chuck norris IS SO COOL HE MAKES ICEBLOCKS JELLOUSE

FRUITY

2012-10-22 08:11:23

chuck norris IS SO COOL HE MAKES ICEBLOCKS JELLOUSE

lilman

2012-07-03 23:41:02

thats a good one for today(today is thecnicly july 4th) (its 2:41 AM)

lucifer god of hell

2012-02-21 19:33:12

chuck norris could hit himself in the face and and not leave a mark or bruise

lucufer god of hell

2012-02-21 19:30:45

superman looks at chuck norris and turns to stone thats how tough he is

b.b.

2011-01-24 18:48:25

chuck noris has nails for breakfast

wesley

2011-01-01 00:39:35

Some people play simon says simon plays chuck noris says

wesley

2011-01-01 00:38:35

Some people play simon says simon plays chuck noris says

abc

2010-11-02 05:06:32

chuck norris passes a test by answering the first question: his name.

jonnybravo

2010-11-01 19:36:42

"i got 85% on my math test. what did you get?" "125%" "how there was no extra credit!!??" "i just put chuck norris for every answer"

Klacker lOl

2010-10-25 19:06:41

After The Show Walker, Texas Ranger died out. They tried to revive the show with a spin of starring Chuck Norris and named it
Stalker, Texas Stranger. oddly enough the shows only followers were 30 year old men from Iowa...

austin

2010-09-10 13:51:12

chucknorris stared evil in the face and it backed down. chucknorris rules

Lord

2010-08-31 12:23:14

Chuck should never be act as a villain in a movie, he doesnt know the differnce between the boss and the thugs.

lord

2010-08-31 12:20:35

Chuck swallows a dollar a poop out 4 pieces of 25cents..

lalalalalala

2010-03-15 08:22:38

chuck norris doesnt wear a watch he decides what time it is

jamba

2010-03-10 19:53:54

how old is chuck norris???
chuck norris does not get old he gets even!!

unknow chuck norris

2009-09-18 10:26:16

this is the best thing i think hate your joke suck man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thalia

2008-10-05 19:06:15

Chuck Norris ruless

shelby

2007-12-13 06:50:38

chuck norris can touch mc hammer

banana slug

2007-08-09 12:16:03

yes they r

-banana slug

JACOB POSTON

2007-06-08 22:41:30

THE CHUCK JOKES ARE FUNNY TO READ AND TELL ANY OF YOUR FRIEND FROM YOUR PAST OR FURTURE

fooldramaqueen

2007-03-09 03:09:19

bwhahaha!