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Chuck Norris Joke #291

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

jhawk

2012-02-13 09:42:48

chuck norris doesn't do karate. karate does chuck norris.

randell

2011-10-08 21:43:39

some funny jokes but what you people dont realize that bruce lee never did a 6 inch punch he did a 1 inch punch

lex

2011-09-28 13:22:52

Chuck norris is so cool he took a dump and what was left after it decomposed was Europe. Lol okay that was kinda grose :/

lex

2011-09-28 13:19:22

Lol chuck norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone. Chuck norris isn't late, you're early. Chuck norris doesn't bleed, blood runs away from him. chuck norris didn't aspire to be a legend, legends aspired to be a chuck norris.. Sadly nobody has reached this stage yet.

Mikaela and hannah

2011-07-27 13:56:30

Chuck noris was the original Danny tanner on full house untill the incident with the Olsen triplets

Mikaela and hannah

2011-07-27 13:56:15

Chuck Boris was the original Danny tanner on full house untill the incident with the Olsen triplets

christian

2011-02-18 18:16:30

chuks so fast he can run arond the world and punch himself in the head

max

2010-10-30 16:56:48

chuck norris is what willis was talking about

trever

2010-10-07 20:47:49

chuck norris killed a man in new york practicing bruce lees 6 inch punch he was in san fransisco. At the time

Mj

2010-05-31 21:09:16

Shamona

Mj

2010-05-31 21:09:15

Shamona

Ryan everhart

2009-11-14 07:14:19

Lol so funny domm

reid

2009-11-14 06:59:38

Santa Claus did exist, until he forgot to get Chuck Norris a present one year.

Mark

2009-04-10 15:04:04

If Chuck Norris used his round-house kick on a revolving door, the building attached to the door would take flight and be able to achieve escape velocity....

Mark

2009-03-04 15:13:36

LOL

john brown

2007-11-01 21:40:03

Bruce Lee can punch full strength from six inches away. Chuck Norris can do it from four inches away.