Chuck Norris Joke #291
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Comments:
jhawk
2012-02-13 09:42:48
chuck norris doesn't do karate. karate does chuck norris.
randell
2011-10-08 21:43:39
some funny jokes but what you people dont realize that bruce lee never did a 6 inch punch he did a 1 inch punch
lex
2011-09-28 13:22:52
Chuck norris is so cool he took a dump and what was left after it decomposed was Europe. Lol okay that was kinda grose :/
lex
2011-09-28 13:19:22
Lol chuck norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone. Chuck norris isn't late, you're early. Chuck norris doesn't bleed, blood runs away from him. chuck norris didn't aspire to be a legend, legends aspired to be a chuck norris.. Sadly nobody has reached this stage yet.
Mikaela and hannah
2011-07-27 13:56:30
Chuck noris was the original Danny tanner on full house untill the incident with the Olsen triplets
Mikaela and hannah
2011-07-27 13:56:15
Chuck Boris was the original Danny tanner on full house untill the incident with the Olsen triplets
christian
2011-02-18 18:16:30
chuks so fast he can run arond the world and punch himself in the head
max
2010-10-30 16:56:48
chuck norris is what willis was talking about
trever
2010-10-07 20:47:49
chuck norris killed a man in new york practicing bruce lees 6 inch punch he was in san fransisco. At the time
Mj
2010-05-31 21:09:16
Shamona
Mj
2010-05-31 21:09:15
Shamona
Ryan everhart
2009-11-14 07:14:19
Lol so funny domm
reid
2009-11-14 06:59:38
Santa Claus did exist, until he forgot to get Chuck Norris a present one year.
Mark
2009-04-10 15:04:04
If Chuck Norris used his round-house kick on a revolving door, the building attached to the door would take flight and be able to achieve escape velocity....
Mark
2009-03-04 15:13:36
LOL
john brown
2007-11-01 21:40:03
Bruce Lee can punch full strength from six inches away. Chuck Norris can do it from four inches away.