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Chuck Norris Joke #291

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

Mj

2010-05-31 21:09:16

Shamona

Mj

2010-05-31 21:09:15

Shamona

Ryan everhart

2009-11-14 07:14:19

Lol so funny domm

reid

2009-11-14 06:59:38

Santa Claus did exist, until he forgot to get Chuck Norris a present one year.

Mark

2009-04-10 15:04:04

If Chuck Norris used his round-house kick on a revolving door, the building attached to the door would take flight and be able to achieve escape velocity....

Mark

2009-03-04 15:13:36

LOL

john brown

2007-11-01 21:40:03

Bruce Lee can punch full strength from six inches away. Chuck Norris can do it from four inches away.