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Chuck Norris Joke #29

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

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Terra

2012-08-20 21:05:33

Who says suck deez robot nuts

2tired

2012-02-27 21:41:43

Not even cockroaches will survive a Chuck Norris attack.

Ric

2012-02-27 21:34:48

Chuck Norris is so tough the NTSA turned him down as a crash test dummy because he didn't register enough damage in an 80 mph headon to generate any data

poop

2012-02-05 19:56:59

suck deez robot nuts!

adam

2011-12-28 16:58:38

chuck norris has a website it's called the internet

etjtsj

2011-05-04 11:40:38

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

marcus

2011-03-31 18:55:31

Chuck Norris doesn't use hairgell because his hair is to afraid to mess itself up.

Klacker LoL

2011-01-16 09:16:03

b4 this i just tried to write a comment and my computer sed it'll roundhouse kick me... (sadface)

danny

2010-12-09 07:35:57

little miss tuffet sat on a tuffet and chuck norris roundhoused her into space

me

2010-11-04 14:24:20

LMAO!!!

LegacyNesferatu

2010-08-24 15:23:44

There was no Big Bang that started the universe! Chuck Norris just told it to get off it's ass and get a job.

shane

2010-08-24 14:02:29

MC Hammer found out the hard way that chuck norris can touch this

T chaka

2010-07-27 10:01:33

Chuck Norris is the only reason gingers get respect

Laserbeam7.6

2010-01-24 07:37:55

Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight not cuz he's scared of the dark... But the dark is scared of him!

Laserbeam7.6

2010-01-24 07:36:10

The rreason why there is more planets being found is cuz none of them want chuck norris on any of them!!

Laser_PewPew

2009-09-27 09:26:13

Chuck is such a badass mofo, he eats lumps of coal for breakfast and sh*t's diamonds.

justin

2009-07-14 11:24:19

If you play Stairway to Heaven backwards you can her chuck norris F**k your sister

Brandon

2008-01-31 22:16:16

George Bush got his "no going back" phrase from Chuck Norris after he round house kicked someone.

Mely

2008-01-31 15:54:29

Chuck norris went to the virgin islands.
when he got back, it was just called the islands.

cassidy

2008-01-19 23:07:33

chuck norris stole the cookie from the cookie jar

Kevin

2007-05-10 20:39:04

Chuck Norris never sleeps, he waits.

troy

2007-04-05 06:23:38

chuck norris does not believe in germany