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Chuck Norris Joke #288

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

upchuck

2013-02-27 05:34:44

A toad once licked chuck norris, its descendants are hightly sychoactive to this day.

person

2011-11-18 13:17:53

only chuck norris knows Victorias secret

DONT FUCK WITH CHUCK

2011-04-07 22:23:10

CHUCK NORRIS BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF TERMINATOR

the guy, bisnatch

2011-04-07 22:21:05

Get a better joke like "Chuck Norris isn't lactose intolerant. He just doesn't put up with lactose SHIT.

blank

2010-05-28 21:52:35

Chuck Norris can kill you with his hand shaped like a gun

finley

2009-12-26 12:09:21

dude come on MAKE BETTER JOKES:).

oliver

2009-03-01 08:23:07

what does skeletize even mean