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Chuck Norris Joke #287

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

naustu

2012-06-28 17:18:52

just kidding he can't even beat a chicken leg

naustu

2012-06-28 17:16:27

chuck noris killed johhny



samuel

2012-01-19 18:14:38

when a zombie bit chuck norris he didnt turn into a zombie the zombie turned into chuck norris

Amy

2011-06-13 20:16:24

Once, I told my friend a Chuck Norris joke, and she asked who he was. My friend's dead, and I only have seconds before he finds me.

Freddie

2010-10-18 14:09:16

Screw Chuck Norris the old spice guy can beat. Chuck Norris is a wuse. The old spice guy can beat him like i said

Freddie

2010-10-18 14:09:16

Screw Chuck Norris the old spice guy can beat. Chuck Norris is a wuse. The old spice guy can beat him like i said

Cshoes

2009-05-12 14:37:31

He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris... Dies.

Ryan

2007-05-31 23:34:35

hahahahaha very fucking funny dont kill me!!!!!!!!!