Chuck Norris Joke #287
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
Comments:
naustu
2012-06-28 17:18:52
just kidding he can't even beat a chicken leg
naustu
2012-06-28 17:16:27
chuck noris killed johhny
samuel
2012-01-19 18:14:38
when a zombie bit chuck norris he didnt turn into a zombie the zombie turned into chuck norris
Amy
2011-06-13 20:16:24
Once, I told my friend a Chuck Norris joke, and she asked who he was. My friend's dead, and I only have seconds before he finds me.
Freddie
2010-10-18 14:09:16
Screw Chuck Norris the old spice guy can beat. Chuck Norris is a wuse. The old spice guy can beat him like i said
Freddie
2010-10-18 14:09:16
Screw Chuck Norris the old spice guy can beat. Chuck Norris is a wuse. The old spice guy can beat him like i said
Cshoes
2009-05-12 14:37:31
He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris... Dies.
Ryan
2007-05-31 23:34:35
hahahahaha very fucking funny dont kill me!!!!!!!!!