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Chuck Norris Joke #286

When Chuck Norris works out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym feels like it's been raped.

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Chris Chris

2012-05-05 14:30:36

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch he decides what time it is!

Pat Nelson

2011-03-10 06:08:51

I just can't believe the change it has made in my life in the last month. I was lucky enough to find it at a sale for a hundred dollars. I n th elast month I have muscled u. shape shifted, toned up more than I have in years. I used to have horrible tennis elbow, pull a muscle every time I picked up something but that is all in thepast. I even feel that people at work look at me differently. I have not lost aany real weight but I would lov to be on some of your infomercials. Pat

goldman

2010-09-29 15:36:09

Chuck Norris is so EPIC he can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

blayne

2010-08-19 21:07:47

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA lol ps pour bob u bob u were the only one who commted on this one and then i came and ruined it.

Bob

2010-06-01 00:27:00

.... lol