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Chuck Norris Joke #283

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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tom tom

2013-04-08 07:56:38

where is mcdonalds from here

potato12345

2012-10-04 16:04:54

juck norris doesnt breath he simply holds air hostage

potato

2012-10-04 16:04:09

juck norris threw a grenade it killed 10 people...
then it exploded

connor

2012-06-10 20:09:11

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

chucky

2012-01-17 07:27:40

my next dead body will be justin bieber and i know were all of you live

Chuck Norris

2012-01-17 07:26:29

my next story justin

chucky

2012-01-17 07:25:25

Justin Bieber

lxdcg

2012-01-17 07:23:52

tbcvhcbhfghnjnf

LOLZ

2011-11-24 16:28:07

Chuck norris dosn't were protection, protection weres chuck norris

daniel

2011-10-25 16:42:51

chuck norris holds the worlds best poker face despite him holding a 2 of spades 7 of heaats a green 4 from uno and a get out of jail free card

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2011-08-26 22:45:52

Lol chuck norris isnt afraid of the dark.the dark is afraid of him :D

funkymunky

2011-01-17 12:22:20

the boogeyman checks in his closet every night for chuck norris

rrr

2011-01-17 12:21:16

when chuck norris goes in the water, he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris

jonnybravo

2010-11-01 19:26:19

chuck norris is so tough, under his beard is not a chin. under his beard... is another fist

rose

2010-10-22 09:19:38

hmm
crap..............

Klacker lOl

2010-09-22 19:01:04

i'm laughing my lil blue sox off !!! :D

Rachel

2010-09-11 12:30:53

Chuck Norris is the reason Jesus grew a beard

jacob

2010-09-11 07:36:04

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with qa night light. a night light sleeps with Chuck Norris

jacob

2010-09-11 07:33:16

Chuck Norris is why Waldo is hiding.

jacob

2010-09-11 07:29:48

Chuck Norris doesn't follow Twitter. Twitter follows Chuck Norris

jacob

2010-09-11 07:25:25

Chuck Norris doesn't tell jokes.Jokes tell Chuck Norris

chuckynorris

2010-05-28 16:50:10

Jesus' birthday isn't really December 25. Chuck Norris gave him a brirthday card on that day and he was too scared to correct him! xDDD

EB hicks

2009-11-25 07:41:11

under chuck norris' mustache is another fist

sunshine

2009-11-24 15:49:27

`HERE'S A JOKE ABOUT CUCK NORRIS WHY DOSE CHUCK NORRIS SLEEP WITH A NIGHT LIGHT, CASE HE ISN'T AFRAID OF THE DARK THE DARK IS AFRAID OF HIM


shaylee

2008-11-27 07:11:58

I Love your show walker texas ranger from the 90's it is th e awesomest show i have ever seen but sometimes it makes me cry.

Kiyako

2007-12-23 08:10:59

They mean use it as bubble gum :P

xfgfyruy6

2007-10-26 19:10:29

i get it. chuck norris can do ANYTHING

justin

2007-09-07 16:41:44

hes blowing bubbles with beef jerky.wtf is not to get

*taylerpanthea*

2007-05-14 18:51:07

ummm i dont get it