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Chuck Norris Joke #281

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-05-27 22:03:42

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gamer007734

2014-01-17 08:17:56

little miss muffet sucks

Isanidiot

2012-02-29 07:35:54

If you do not like Chuck Norris, you are dead.

lmafo rocks!!!!

2012-02-05 18:23:18

same with chuck norris. if u don't like him u better love him or else.............................................. .YOU'LL SCREAM!!!!

danille

2012-01-18 17:54:36

Yo chuck norris doesnt wet the bed the bed wets chuck norris

Alastor

2011-05-17 10:27:25

When Chuck noriss does a push-up he doesn't go up, the earth goes down.

chuck norris is like jesus

2011-05-05 15:29:43

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hair because hair doesn't grow on steel.

Retards101

2011-05-05 15:25:36

Chuck Norris can slap you in the back of your face

douchebag=everyone but me

2011-05-05 15:24:43

Every night, the Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris

ian

2011-02-07 13:17:53

not really im just dumb

Baltoholic

2010-10-27 14:29:48

Chuck Norris was the first man on Neil Armstrong.

chuck norris

2009-11-02 12:02:46

i dont know pain, but pain knows me

ian

2009-11-02 12:01:47

funny as hell

Eurovision

2008-05-29 17:01:32

Neil Armstrong weren't the first man on the moon.... Chuck Norris was.

Eurovision

2008-05-29 16:57:41

John Terry missed his penalty for Chelsea in the 2008 Champions League Final not because he slipped and hit the post but because Chuck Norris is a Man U fan.

Eurovision

2008-05-29 16:51:53

When Chuck Norris sneeze's, a hurrican appears.

Yo Momma

2008-03-11 20:39:08

Roundhouse kicks to the face aren't always funny.