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Chuck Norris Joke #280

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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Comments:

yooo

2012-06-18 16:39:28

when chuck norris is doing pullups, he isnt pulling himself up...he is pulling the bar down!

alex

2011-12-18 14:50:28

Chuck norris once ate a bean supream and farted, the event is now know as the big bang

anonymous

2011-11-25 14:33:16

Chuck Norris once built a time machine to stop the JFK assassination he successfully blocked all three bullets with his beard JFK's head exploded out of shear amazemaent

ryan

2011-10-23 22:26:06

chuck norris was once bit by a rattle snake 3 agonizing days later the rattle snake died

nutblaster5000

2011-09-14 13:21:41

if chuck norris lived in detroit there would no crim everrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude

2011-08-22 08:51:00

people think chuck norris master bruce lee is better than him. WRONG. bruce lee is chuck norris mortal master

dude

2011-08-22 08:48:40

hera once mistaken chuck norris for zeus

anonomous

2010-11-16 15:17:17

chuck norris takes his mouring run on the autobon, and brakes the speed limit

Sexyass Mofo

2010-06-09 08:02:50

HEY I LIVE IN OHIO!!!!! That explains a lot!

Josh

2010-01-20 23:26:39

Actually, it's how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris? All of it.

brady the best

2009-12-01 17:16:31

chuck norris is the only one who can pee in a toilet and clog it!

bob

2009-10-02 21:42:44

chuck noris can only do a wheely with a unicycle

iNsi

2009-07-19 16:49:14

A picture is worth with thousand of words...but a Chuck Norris is worth with milion of words

Mrs.JohnnyCade

2008-12-25 04:31:07

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris? none, chuck norris killed it.

FroBro

2007-11-15 07:21:04

hahaha!! thats pretty funny