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Chuck Norris Joke #279

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2016-03-11 13:39:00

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2015-04-15 04:00:55

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2014-05-10 00:34:16

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2014-05-10 00:33:55

-1'

Carl Anderton

2012-08-30 10:34:42

Time waits for no man. Except Chuck Norris.

lolgirl

2012-01-31 19:52:12

Chuck Norris' cat is fluent in 37 different languages , including Polish , French , Beaver , and Chuckanorrisa . He also came up with the CnRhK scale ( Chuck Norris Round House Kick Scale ) it goes from 1 - infinity twice

GURLLLLL

2011-01-04 14:48:51

IF U GOT $50 BUCKS AND CHUCK GOT $20 BUCKS WHO GOT MORE?
CHUCK OFCOARSE!

J

2011-01-04 14:47:32

HE'S ALWAYS WATCHING............

paul

2010-12-01 17:18:53

Hi

zoe

2010-11-30 10:17:24

haha funny shit

Born2die

2010-04-09 15:53:12

If u got 10 $ and Chuck Norris got 10 $ then Chuck Norris got more money than you.

Chuck Norris

2009-12-24 11:24:31

When god said let there be light Chuck Norris said say please.

nobody

2007-10-16 10:00:20

try enfenity

Tyler

2007-09-27 08:32:42

ok

lmao ace dragonmaster

2007-08-02 04:07:16

n1 ace

ace dragonmaster

2007-05-18 19:07:51

where does he store the bodies, you ask? simple... McChuck's Fine Eatery