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Chuck Norris Joke #278

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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Comments:

JJ

2020-02-11 18:22:28

Chuck Norris isn't really "Chuck Norris". He just made it up TO BE Chuck Norris!!

JJ

2020-02-11 18:22:15

Chuck Norris isn't really "Chuck Norris". He just made it up TO BE Chuck Norris!!

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2013-02-27 16:33:17

Garrett laugh master

2012-01-28 14:51:08

Chuck Norris can taste water from a cow that is yellow

none ya bidness

2012-01-10 20:26:19

And I can taste truth... (:


Jus kiddin!!!

Roger

2011-04-28 08:35:25

When God said "Let htere be light", Chuck Norris said "SAY PLEASE!"

Chongman

2010-12-28 10:47:49

God has a Beard to look like Chuck Norris

dave

2010-01-20 06:00:43

awesome

bobobo

2009-10-01 15:55:16

Chuck norris once had sex in a fire truck, his spurm got into the engine and the fire truck is now actomis prime

TJ

2009-02-07 06:33:32

on the 7th day god rested Chuck Norris took over

TJ

2009-02-07 06:28:26

one time chuck norris round house kick a mam and thats how migits were created

TJ

2009-02-07 06:21:07

if a Nuke trys to hit texes Chuck Norris would round house kick it to mexico

Rajnikant

2008-04-14 05:28:00

There are 7 sundays in Chuck Norris week.

brian

2007-12-04 18:21:01

Chuck Norris' cows are so tough they don't graze
they hunt grass

brian

2007-12-04 18:17:18

Chuck Norris can get blood from a stone

Domorato

2007-10-25 15:38:02

weird but funny

AKSEL AND ROBERT

2007-09-29 20:52:30

CHUCK NORRIS'S TEARS CAN CURE CANCER TOO BAD HE NEVER CRIES.

ARTIN, ARA,

2007-09-29 20:50:38

CHUCK NORRIS IS SO STRONG THAT WHEN HE DOES PUSH UPS HE DOSENT PUSH UP HE PUSHES THE EARTH DOWN.

mark miller

2007-03-08 11:18:35

chuck norris doesnt tea bag women, he potato sacks them