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Chuck Norris Joke #277

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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all hail chuck norris

2012-11-15 19:04:11

chuck norris doesnt dodge bullets bullets dodge chuck norris

backstreetspringer

2011-07-07 21:27:13

chuck norris sung me a bed time lullaby .... i never woke up

flargle

2011-07-07 21:24:47

Freddy Kruger has nightmares of Chuck Norris

Ivyeyes

2011-03-23 08:47:44

schmitty

don't say Cn say Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris needs respect and you ain't giving him any. Do it or he'll round house kick you!

mr.awesome

2010-12-16 17:08:42

whenever chuck norris pees,people in russia say "tuinami"!!!!!

jonnybrovo

2010-11-01 19:31:45

chuck norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands

jamie

2010-09-21 00:51:38

@ tummy
there is no protection from chuck norris

Klacker lOl

2010-08-12 17:23:24

heard it

Tummy

2010-08-11 18:48:12

Bullets where a chuck Norris proof vest

andrew

2010-06-18 16:53:33

when chuck norris weight lifts the weights get tired

andrew

2010-06-18 16:51:38

when chuck norris drinks beer beer gets drunk

schmitty

2010-05-25 12:00:02

hahahahaha funniest CN jokes i've heard in a while!

chuck.norris' son

2010-05-25 07:53:27

chuck norris doesnt need a watch. he decides what time it is

cale

2010-04-30 18:42:41

chuck norris went to the the virgin islands, when he left , they just called them the islands

Micky

2008-10-18 05:18:06

haha, makes sense.

MegaChoo

2008-08-26 04:03:58

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris swims through land

markw

2008-07-21 15:05:54

Chuck Norris won a starring contest with Medusa