Chuck Norris Joke #277
Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
Comments:
Klacker lOl
2010-08-12 17:23:24
heard it
Tummy
2010-08-11 18:48:12
Bullets where a chuck Norris proof vest
andrew
2010-06-18 16:53:33
when chuck norris weight lifts the weights get tired
andrew
2010-06-18 16:51:38
when chuck norris drinks beer beer gets drunk
schmitty
2010-05-25 12:00:02
hahahahaha funniest CN jokes i've heard in a while!
chuck.norris' son
2010-05-25 07:53:27
chuck norris doesnt need a watch. he decides what time it is
cale
2010-04-30 18:42:41
chuck norris went to the the virgin islands, when he left , they just called them the islands
Micky
2008-10-18 05:18:06
haha, makes sense.
MegaChoo
2008-08-26 04:03:58
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris swims through land
markw
2008-07-21 15:05:54
Chuck Norris won a starring contest with Medusa
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2007-11-22 21:17:25
leave accualy comments fags cuz your just tryin to cover up for wat u do
m
2007-10-15 22:27:17
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