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Chuck Norris Joke #276

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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2014-05-26 12:29:22

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2012-04-27 11:51:39

Michael Jackson and CHUCK NORRIS were in a bar together one time. Michael Jackson started coming on to CHUCK NORRIS. From that day on Michael Jackson was STRAIGHT.

deemper

2012-04-15 11:31:21

Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in a movie, Chuck Norris killed Bruce Lee in a reality show.

deemper

2012-04-15 11:20:23

When the electricity is off in my suburb, we can only watch Chuck Norris movies.

deemper

2012-04-15 11:13:19

Procrastination is the thief of time. Chuck Norris stole procrastination.

ryan

2012-04-13 14:03:04

Chuk Norris was the first man on the sun

CHUCKNORRISROX!!!

2012-01-30 16:26:20

Chcuk Norris can drown a fish.

CHUCKNORRISROX!!!

2012-01-30 16:25:27

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Purple Hotdog

2011-02-09 13:34:38

OMG that was funny!

isaac

2011-01-04 14:51:05

chuck norrises beard can grow a mustache

Brennan Graves

2009-12-14 07:46:24

The 911 terroist original plan was to hold the passebengers hostage. That plan changed when they watched The Delta Force on the plane