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Chuck Norris Joke #275

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

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Vic

2012-05-18 14:22:10

Japan did not surrender because we dropped the nuke, Japan surrendered because we dropped Chuck Norris

Vic

2012-05-18 14:22:03

Japan did not surrender because we dropped the nuke, Japan surrendered because we dropped Chuck Norris

Casta

2012-02-11 18:55:33

chuck norris doesent need a twitter he's already following you

Lily

2012-01-01 14:43:22

When Chuck Norris got stop for wreckless driving he made the cop get arrested

Erik B

2011-08-23 09:18:38

Bulls participate in the running of chuck Norris.

pepe

2011-08-22 18:54:19

when chuck norris see jigsaw he asked you want to play a game

georgio

2011-02-24 06:38:19

chuck norris invented death

georgio

2011-02-24 06:37:52

chuck norris is so mean, satan is afraid of him

@13X

2011-01-04 16:11:26

chuck can make math easyer... he killes the math!!

pabs

2010-08-24 15:29:53

chuck norris can divide 0 by 1

darren

2010-06-01 06:49:45

Q=how do you find chuck norris? A=you dont,chuck norris finds you!!!!!!!!

matty

2010-03-11 14:10:23

people piss their name sin the snow, chuck norris pisses his name in concrete

matty

2010-03-11 14:07:11

jesus can walk on water, chuck norris can swim through land

matty

2010-03-11 14:04:45

chuck norris can win a game of connect 4 in 3 turns

Pirate pete

2010-03-04 10:04:36

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a shotgun under his pillow, he sleeps with a pillow under his shotgun

mossgard

2009-12-11 07:32:45

Chuck Norris puts Baby in a corner.

15133

2009-11-14 19:30:00

When Chuck norris throws a boomerang, it doesn't dare come back.

name

2009-07-13 09:47:51

dur you like jess

jess lees

2007-10-22 21:15:01

chuck norris ivented god