Chuck Norris Joke #274
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Comments:
Godlovesyou
2013-02-27 04:06:09
If you could stop the world from spinning you'd have learned how Chuck Norris does his roundhouse kicks.
MYPENUS
2012-02-13 15:36:00
why is chuck norris the son of his aunty? Because noone had the balls to f*** his mother!!
Andrew
2011-12-31 10:44:27
Chuck norris makes water falls go up
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2011-12-08 12:35:41
chuck norris hit puberty and killed it.
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2011-08-27 18:22:18
There are 3 kinds of people in the world men, women, and CHUCK NORRIS
zero
2011-05-18 18:20:04
chuck norris can speak braille
Alex Vickery
2011-04-20 10:10:52
chuck norris doesnt mow the grass... he just stares at it and dares it to grow
houseroundkick
2010-12-19 08:43:05
chuck norris is so sraight hes gay
angie laurence
2010-11-20 06:47:52
when chuck norris eats beef jerky, he shits bullets so he can shoot a cow and make it into jerky...this is what some scientists may call "the circle of life"
psuhalo3
2009-10-06 04:11:29
the burmuda triangle used to be a square...till chuck norris round house kicked it
some chick
2009-01-19 16:11:27
this is so extremel lame!
Shade
2009-01-18 11:50:18
Chuck Norris doesn't switch on the light. Chuck Norris turns off darkness.