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Chuck Norris Joke #274

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-09-20 06:25:55

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2014-09-03 01:06:47

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2014-05-16 20:47:17

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2014-05-02 17:34:53

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gamer007734

2014-01-17 08:21:00

and the sword is sharp

Godlovesyou

2013-02-27 04:06:09

If you could stop the world from spinning you'd have learned how Chuck Norris does his roundhouse kicks.

MYPENUS

2012-02-13 15:36:00

why is chuck norris the son of his aunty? Because noone had the balls to f*** his mother!!

Andrew

2011-12-31 10:44:27

Chuck norris makes water falls go up

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2011-12-08 12:35:41

chuck norris hit puberty and killed it.

?

2011-08-27 18:22:18

There are 3 kinds of people in the world men, women, and CHUCK NORRIS

zero

2011-05-18 18:20:04

chuck norris can speak braille

Alex Vickery

2011-04-20 10:10:52

chuck norris doesnt mow the grass... he just stares at it and dares it to grow

houseroundkick

2010-12-19 08:43:05

chuck norris is so sraight hes gay

angie laurence

2010-11-20 06:47:52

when chuck norris eats beef jerky, he shits bullets so he can shoot a cow and make it into jerky...this is what some scientists may call "the circle of life"

psuhalo3

2009-10-06 04:11:29

the burmuda triangle used to be a square...till chuck norris round house kicked it

some chick

2009-01-19 16:11:27

this is so extremel lame!

Shade

2009-01-18 11:50:18

Chuck Norris doesn't switch on the light. Chuck Norris turns off darkness.