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Chuck Norris Joke #271

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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Parker

2012-11-29 17:20:46

On the night of a full moon, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a werewolf, but all the werewolves hope to turn into him

Carl Anderton

2012-09-11 02:50:41

Veni, vidi, vici. Then Chuck Norris kicked my ass.

Dannny

2011-12-07 18:24:26

Chuck Norris blocks punches with his face!

joe

2011-08-04 09:47:33

there are no Chuck Norris jokes just facts

Dan_Dman

2011-04-10 10:31:34

Chuck Norris got so good at Call of duty he was banned from every server

Jokersjack

2010-10-17 15:48:10

Only Chuck Norris can fly a 747 backwards

jesseG

2010-05-09 19:26:58

they say Chuck Norris could suck all of the oil out of the gulf of Mexico with a shot glass and a coffe straw!

Ian

2010-04-09 17:53:36

When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down

Ian

2010-04-09 17:52:48

After taking a steroids test, doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

Ian

2010-04-09 17:50:46

Who would win the race between Ironman and Superman to the moon?

Chuck Norris

Ian

2010-04-09 17:48:33

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

Ian

2010-04-09 17:47:52

A handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Ian

2010-04-09 17:46:38

DAMN! im killin this site!

Ian

2010-04-09 17:46:03

Some kids piss their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete

Ian

2010-04-09 17:45:19

A blind man bumped into Chuck Norris. The simple act of touching him cured the man's blindness. Unfortunately, the first and last thing the man saw was a fatal roundhouse kick to the face by Chuck Norris.

Ian

2010-04-09 17:40:17

Chuck Norris does not go HUNTING for it conceives of the possibility of failing, Chuck Norris goes KILLING

Ian

2010-04-09 17:39:11

chuck norris CAN belive its not butter

Ian

2010-04-09 17:33:27

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because the only element HE knows is the element of SUPRISE!!

markw

2008-07-21 08:03:45

omg chuckyouer on this

chuck

2008-07-21 07:59:01

ok james where do you live il punch you and kill you in 1 hit

James

2007-04-06 19:18:39

chuck norris once got in a sperm fight with a sperm whale, the whale drowned. haha. laugh. laugh.~

RICHARD M.

2007-04-04 16:16:19

Thats because Chuck Norris hasn't harnessed the abilities of a black hole to keep in his pants, which is what Robert Jong uses to store his balls in until the time is right......... or he sees a hot chick.