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Chuck Norris Joke #27

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

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chuck norris approved

2012-03-11 00:32:52

chuck norris doesn't take a shower... a shower takes a chuck norris

The (De)terminator

2011-12-22 22:18:32

Atlantis was a sweltering coastal desert.

Then Chuck Norris did a cannonball in the ocean.

Michael J. Caboose

2011-12-22 22:10:35

THe Big Bang Theory states, "First, there was nothing. Then, it exploded."

But what really happened was, "First, there was Chuck Norris. Then, he sneezed."

Chuck Norris

2011-09-27 09:29:01

You don't laugh at chuck norris.. you laugh with him... or suffer!

Chuck Norris

2011-09-27 09:28:59

You don't laugh at chuck norris.. you laugh with him... or suffer!

Chuck Norris

2011-08-29 17:19:26

STOP MAKING FUN OF ME I FOUND THIS SITE AND
I WILL ROUND HOUSEKICK ALL YOU'ER FACES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mad Hatter

2011-04-29 20:38:36

hahaha i like your comment steve

WTF

2011-03-10 09:44:39

all of these jokes are kind of lame... i don't see how there so funny, the only things really funny is you guys in the comments sections jokes on chuck.

Awesomo

2010-04-19 23:40:41

chuck norris touched m c hammer

lame

2010-01-14 01:08:42

lame

awesome joke

2009-11-12 16:11:13

Chuck Norris was walking down the street when a blind man stepped on his toe.Chuck Norris turnd around and said "do you know who I am?...I am Chuck Norris." just merely hearing his name cured the man of his blindness the first and last thing the man saw was a fatal roundhouse kick to the face delivered by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris

2009-10-04 10:05:24

Hey! Stop joking me. I swear I will find you and roundhouse kick you.

Charles Norris

2009-10-03 21:58:18

Round House was two words until Chuck Norris round house kicked it into one word

BigMacBilly

2008-07-04 07:04:05

God said "let there be light" Chuck Norris said "say please"

miriam

2008-01-23 20:10:42

this joke is so funny i was laughing so obnoxiously loud!

johhny the shitz

2007-10-16 01:12:58

when Chuck Norris Bathes.....................

Brandon K

2007-08-25 08:46:14

If God can walk on water then Chuck Norris can swim through land.

steve

2007-03-23 07:40:06

when chuck goes skydiving, the ground wears a helmet