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Chuck Norris Joke #269

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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Jaden

2013-11-15 14:36:11

Magicians can walk on water,Chuck Norris can swim on land

collin

2012-04-01 10:21:31

chuck norris is can cure cansser

Connor

2012-01-02 17:30:11

Superman fought Chuck Norris once. The loser had to wear tights.

Bruce

2011-07-09 10:53:39

Chuck Norris invented laughter. This is why we call it chuckeling.

shane

2011-05-02 20:25:13

chuck norris once broke the land speed recored with a bike with no back tire or a chain

jonny g.

2011-05-02 20:22:05

chuck norris does not spy he looks trought the window

dakota

2011-05-02 20:19:15

chuck norris has a computer with out a key board

rider

2011-03-24 05:11:25

chuck norris once got involved in a knife fight...the knife lost

tyson

2011-03-23 18:28:45

Chuck Norris does not go by time. Time goes by him.

johnny

2011-03-11 15:18:32

Chuck Norris dosn't play by the rules. The Rules play by Chuck Norris.

johnny

2011-03-11 15:16:23

When Chuck Norris touches water, Chuck Norris dosen't get wet; the water get's Chuck Norris.

daniel

2011-03-03 08:09:46

chuck once peed in a semi as a joke. . . it is now known as optimas prime

bob

2011-01-04 22:11:42

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a spotted horse in the head..........its descendants are known as giraffes.

vannessa

2010-12-23 10:36:06

when chuck Norris steps in front of a mirror,he does'nt see his reflectin.because there can only be One.

Name

2010-11-27 17:56:11

The greatest asassin can't kill Chuck Norris he just cries and shoots him self in the head.

emily and haley

2010-10-21 17:51:21

Swiffer wet jet can clean but chuck norris can do the job right!

emily and haley

2010-10-21 17:47:08

God may be able to walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land.hahaha

jonny

2010-08-23 18:20:22

Chuck Norris doesn't wait for high tide. He just pulls it in.

Alex Lee

2010-06-27 16:49:06

"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."

Alex Lee

2010-06-27 16:46:16

"If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris still has more money than you."

Alex Lee

2010-06-27 16:44:21

"Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there."

Alex Lee

2010-06-27 16:43:09

"Chuck Norris can divide by zero."

Alex Lee

2010-06-27 16:41:16

"Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as Redbull."

shane mitchell

2007-11-07 07:34:16

chuck norris is so tough when he farts he starts global warming