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Chuck Norris Joke #267

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

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2014-07-04 12:59:29

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bailey

2012-11-23 16:20:41

when god has sex the women say oooohhhhhhh chuck norris

JackP.

2011-12-15 13:16:19

Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.

McLovin'

2011-05-05 07:33:28

this made no sense once so ever

jack

2011-04-15 20:00:14

Chuck Norris doesnt get hit by a car, a car gets hit by Chuck Norris

Mike

2011-02-28 19:56:53

God can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land!!!!

Raf

2011-02-12 17:54:22

Chuck Norris is so black he beat Michael Jordan at basketball.

davista ur meesta

2011-02-12 17:53:21

chuck norris doesnt turn off the lights when he goes to bed beacause the dark is scared of chuck norris

Raf

2011-02-12 17:46:59

Chuck Norris is so Asian he beat Jackie Chan in ping pong. BTW i'm asian so don't say i'm racist

C.N.lover

2010-12-28 10:09:41

i hate you bob!

Erina

2010-12-27 15:49:34

You know global warming? Nah, Chuck NOrris just turned up the sun.

Michael cross

2010-11-18 18:34:47

Chuck Norris jizzes lightning bolts

rose

2010-06-28 23:09:31

hey jordan your mars joke waz real funny

andy

2010-06-18 17:03:34

when chuck norris tells the rain to stop the rain stops

Jordan

2010-04-06 15:14:44

chuck norris has already been to mars; thats why theres no signs of life there.

Jordan

2010-04-06 15:12:01

chuck norris built a time machiene and went back in time to stop JFK assassination as oswald shot chuck norris stoped all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them JFK head exploded out of sheer amazement

Jordan

2010-04-06 15:05:43

Chuck norris can run around the world so fast he punches himself in the back of the head

Jordan

2010-04-06 15:04:35

chuck norris can win a staredown against medusa

me420

2010-01-31 01:24:08

chuck norris doesnt smoke cigaretter....he sucks the life out of them.

pasji

2008-11-03 13:32:33

dumbass

bob

2008-04-06 12:52:09

Chuck Norris CAN touch MC hammer

ty

2007-12-15 16:36:52

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a loaded gun...and won.

matthew

2007-10-16 09:49:29

that must hurt

joe momma

2007-05-29 06:50:56

really funny, keep em comin

Rich

2007-03-16 10:05:37

Saddam Hussein was initially sentanced to die from a leathal roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris, after much scruteny the U.N. decided it would be more humaine to Hang him.

josh

2007-03-14 15:46:26

chuck norris CAN believe its not butter