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Chuck Norris Joke #266

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

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tanner witt

2012-02-01 19:41:09

Dora"s fat head finaly popped when Chuck Norris round house kicked her 5 times.

derp

2011-12-10 04:21:28

Do you want to know what actually happened to the dinosaurs? It wasnt a meteor, or a volcano. it was actualy chuck norris lava surfing. he jumped, did a quadruple front flip, and when he landed, he did a round house kick which caused a world wide earthquake that killed the dinos. he just carried a mile wide bolder to the crater and made scientists believe it was a meteor.

At I AM A HUGE FAN

2011-08-22 15:33:08

You totally stole that from Epic Rap Battles Of History. Shame on you.

I AM A HUGE FAN

2011-05-15 19:59:08

Chuck Norris does not JUST catch bullet with his beard, he will also catch them with his skull..

I AM A HUGE FAN

2011-05-15 19:56:53

Chuck Norris does not swim in water. Water just wants to be around him.

chucknorris#1fan@chucky.com

2011-05-14 13:52:54

Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.
OH YA!!

MArx

2010-06-17 03:12:29

When Medusa looks somebody in the eyes, the man turn into stone. Nobody has ever watched Chuck Norris in the eyes, so we don't know.

carolyn bieber

2010-03-30 11:46:34

Chuck Norris never gets brain freezes. Slurpies know when to back the fuck off ; ]

Chuck Norris

2009-07-14 21:04:43

IS THERE A GOD IN HEAVEN? No. Only Chuck Norris.

cody hamlin

2009-06-30 06:41:44

chuck is beastly if u agree then u send me a email at brianbrohm888@aol.com

Mike

2009-02-21 13:39:24

Gravitation doesent affect Chuck Norris,he just stays on the Earth so that it doesent go flying around the universe.

Addy

2008-03-27 11:04:50

Chuck Norris doesnt breath.... Chuck Norris allows air to enter his lungs!!!

Marius

2007-11-27 12:04:28

When Chuck Norris makes push ups....he pushes the ground down

Jason Scott

2007-08-12 07:45:39

1. Chuck Norris kicked the hole in the ozone layer.

2. Chuck Norris can see the invisible man.

Miley

2007-05-25 07:12:34

a plane crashes everybody dies. who survives?

CHUCK NORRIS!

Seagel

2007-02-12 11:50:20

Chuck Norris will kill you with his bear hands, not with his bare hands but with the hands he ripped off a grizzly bear.

alexis

2007-01-02 10:15:35

Chuck Norris tells Nike to "Just Do It".

St. Peter has standing orders to let Chuck come and go as he pleases.

justin

2006-11-02 12:43:28

badass