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Chuck Norris Joke #264

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris's co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

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dupop

2012-07-11 07:29:56

i said that chuk noris is stupid befor sleep then 50 days later i woke up in a hospital

zane

2011-12-10 06:54:56

Optimist prime defeated Megatron by transforming into chuck norris

zane

2011-12-10 06:50:40

Chuck Norris won the rock paper scissors championship. By saying his name

erm

2011-12-10 04:10:59

The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.

...u

2011-10-30 07:59:25

we all know about jesus and the anti-crist

well last halloween i meet the anti-crist and he roundhouse kicked me in the face and ran away calling himself Chuck norris!

caleb

2011-10-04 10:31:57

you spelled delete wrong

ninja

2011-07-09 15:57:09

chuck norris won the world poker with basic pokemon cards

Ulquiorra

2011-05-27 21:50:38

No comment have joke: If chuck norris had the omnitrix he would go ultimate chuck norris in that form if you draw the line chuck uses line deleat.

scott

2011-05-27 18:03:16

chuck norris plays poker with god every week chuck norris wins all the time

T Thomp

2010-12-06 16:05:29

Chuck Norris discovered gravity when he threw an apple at Sir Isaak Newton.

weav88

2010-11-10 18:48:07

we praise god, god praises chuck Norris

Will

2010-10-27 02:15:39

Chuck Norris regularly re-broadcasts baseball games without the express-written consent of major league baseball. He hasn't been prosecuted once.

riley

2010-07-11 21:37:06

bahahahahahashahahaha

PIMP

2009-11-13 02:56:04

2 PAC ISNT REALLY DEAD HE JUS OWES CHUCK NORRIS 5 BUCKS

Rob

2007-03-29 10:18:13

Pretty good, could be better though. Keep Sending!