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Chuck Norris Joke #263

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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2013-11-29 15:04:23

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2012-05-06 02:05:18

Chuck Norris once pissed in a semi truck's fuel tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.


2012-05-05 21:22:03

Chuck norris has no shadow.. Chuck got tired of it following him so he beat the shit out of it

awesomness vin

2012-02-23 18:07:39

Chuck Norris equals now, before, and later

Chuck norris

2012-02-19 14:14:15

im chuck norris, your probaly shaking right now

zee boogie manz

2012-02-19 14:12:35

chuck norris invented the song''im sexy and i know it''

the person behind you

2012-02-19 14:09:17

chuck norris became the new scream

your mom

2012-02-19 14:07:52

chuck norris didn't grow a beard, he forced the hair out of him.

billy not mcsilly

2012-02-19 14:06:47

chuck norris is chuck norris

billy mcsilly

2012-02-19 14:05:54

chuck norris once played mw3 ,right when the enemys saw him,the next thing he saw was a host migration.

Billy McSmizelSmazel

2012-02-19 14:02:35

chuck norris once scared time. This is why the time flies.


2012-02-19 14:01:07

chuck norris once got pulled over by a cop,the cop was lucky to leave with a warning


2012-02-19 13:58:43

Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars, he was known as the FORCE.


2012-01-03 19:33:47

you dont watch chuck norris.
chuck norris watch you.


2012-01-03 19:28:50

the first page was funny


2011-06-05 04:32:59

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet chain, he scares the sh#t out of it.

he who will not be named

2011-04-01 18:07:41

so true baestboy101

chuck norris

2011-03-29 18:11:32

thanks for all the jokes heres another chuck norris peed in a truck's gas tank as a joke this truck is now knowen as otamis prime


2011-03-21 14:50:31

once chuck norris scared a girl so bad she screams to this day her name is justin beiber


2011-03-08 19:57:05

Chuck Norris does not win.He allows you to lose.


2011-03-08 15:23:44

Chuck Norris' bed wet it's self out of fear

Klacker LoL

2011-01-16 09:08:35

When god said,"Do not eat from the forbidden tree" he then said,"That's Chuck's Tree. God and chuck proceeded to high five each other and eat cheetos while watching the news on the cancellation of 'Walker, Texas Ranger'. A few words were exchanged and God said, he had to report chuck's habit to his agent. They said their good bye's and chuck went to go pal around with Hades. They ate some big macs, and a few souls were plundered, and you now will bow down to your satanic leaders, Chuck and Cthulu!!!

~Sincerely, Klacker LoL

Jack E.

2010-10-16 20:08:31

Chuck Norris found out that "nobody"
can kill him, so He hunted down "nobody" and killed it.


2010-09-06 00:18:00

Chuck Norris can look strait while riding a motor scooter.


2010-05-19 15:22:54

Chuck norris can shuffle dominoe's


2010-05-19 15:20:09

Chuck norris can bruise a shadow.


2010-05-19 13:53:41

and it is always time to kill


2010-05-13 10:09:03



2009-10-18 19:14:54

chuck norris can give a life.


2009-03-10 15:05:15

is a super nerd
-cough cough-

2008-07-29 16:34:11

If your user name is Chuck Norris on Runescape, you have maxed stats, infaninte gp, all items, free membership, you can kill Zezima with one RoundHouse Kick


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