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Chuck Norris Joke #262

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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maff

2012-01-29 18:22:10

chuck norris once visited the virgin islands now they are called that islands

Benjamin

2012-01-21 18:03:00

Chuck norris won american idle...
using sign language!!!

destiny

2012-01-02 19:50:52

What is the last thing going through the minds of chuck norris's victims? A roundhouse kick to the face.

jeb

2011-04-23 23:34:54

chuck norris uses box jelly fish tenticles as cock rings

jeb

2011-04-23 23:32:50

on a dare, chuck norris once ate a box of rockes... he then proceded to shit what is now called "pikes peek"

Chuck Norris

2011-02-24 14:54:00

Chuck Norris is so tough, when he came out of his mums ragged vagina, he falcon punched the doctor.

victoria

2011-01-29 20:10:04

That was so freaking awesome i sending it to my friend anthony

Me

2010-12-14 14:01:34

I think these jokes are brilliant!

whipster1

2008-10-18 14:15:30

should be*how many round house kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll if chuck delivered the round house?depends is his tounge doing it. if the foot is it will destroy the company itself

loser

2007-10-26 19:02:16

*i'm lame!

loser

2007-10-05 09:20:59

lame!

Justin

2007-03-12 14:45:15

The tootsie pop shouldn't even get a chance to be roundhoused :-P