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Chuck Norris Joke #261

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

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2014-07-27 01:16:19

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2014-07-27 01:16:19

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2014-07-27 01:16:18

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2014-07-11 17:41:37

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2014-07-11 17:41:35

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2014-07-11 17:41:34

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humm babe

2014-06-19 16:24:30

At Least

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2014-06-09 14:37:40

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2014-06-09 14:37:39

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The secret fucken comment writer

2012-04-03 12:25:24

Chuck noris uses blend tec blenders to massage his feet

Jason

2011-10-03 18:31:17

@ryan NO WRONG SIR THAT WAS A SUMULATION WHEN THEY FAUGHT CHUCK KICKED BRUCE LEE'S ASS SO HARD THAT WHEN HE WAS FINISHED WITH HIM HE WAS A BLOODY PULP BUT CHUCK BEEING A MAN OF GOOD WILL HE LET THAT ILLUSION INTO YOUR HEAD SO THAT HE CAN ROUND HOUSE KICK YOU TO HELL FOR BELIVING IT!

ryan

2008-10-21 14:11:34

chuck got his ass kicked by bruce lee

BeastBoy110

2008-08-05 16:51:12

This is about the gayest joke I have heard... Ever.