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Chuck Norris Joke #257

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

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2015-04-06 02:27:54

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FiLTHY

2012-11-20 04:46:09

When The U.S. Are Threatened By A Country. The U.S. Threatens Back With ''Chuck Norris''.

TheBest

2011-12-02 16:25:53

when chuck norris gives you the finger that means how many seconds you have left to live

TheBest

2011-12-02 16:23:50

people wear super man pajamas, superman wears chuck norris pajamas

dakota

2011-11-30 09:42:32

the joks are great

gir

2011-02-18 19:17:00

When Chuck Norris does push-ups,he is not pushing himself up,he is pushing the Earth down.

caitlyn

2011-02-18 19:10:51

Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter.He's already following you.

john

2011-01-17 22:56:56

chuck noris made journey stop believing

john

2011-01-17 22:55:43

chuck noris made journey stop believing

john

2011-01-17 22:55:02

chuck noris mad journey stop believing.

jhjk

2011-01-17 12:27:53

when tapped, one CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)can power the entire continent of australia for 44 minutes

CNRhK

2010-09-06 00:17:54

When people laugh, Chuck Norris gets madder. It is by some sort of miraculous miracle that we are all still alive.

Chrissy

2010-08-24 19:40:33

Please write more.

Dodo

2010-07-21 19:58:44

Funny

reese

2009-01-17 19:27:32

hmmmm....horribly stupid

Ironfarts

2007-11-21 18:24:12

Nice one, new orleans

new orleans

2007-11-11 11:04:24

Chuck Norris doesn't tie his shoes. He does a series of round house kicks until the laces form a knot.