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Chuck Norris Joke #256

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

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bob

2011-11-15 13:32:13

READ--- Chuck Norris, Jezus and a normal man are standing in front of the ocean. Jezus says: follow me! And he walks over the water. Chuck Norris follows him but the normal man drowns. Afterwards Jezus said: Shouldn't we have told the man about the stones we always walk on? Chuck Norris answers: What stones?

Dave

2011-07-10 12:47:55

Chuck Norris is mightier than the pen AND the sword.

Soulman

2011-07-09 21:44:05

Jesus walks on water. Chuck Norris walks on Jesus.

jacob

2011-05-16 20:12:04

chuck norris doesnt have tigers blood, tigers have chuck norris blood

jacob

2011-05-16 20:11:15

chuck norris challenged himself to a staring contest....on the third day, he won.

jacob

2011-05-16 20:10:10

chuck norris can drown a fish.

jacob

2011-05-16 20:07:41

chuck norris once kicked a horse in the chin, and the resemblance is now know known as a giraffe

complainer

2010-10-27 14:34:36

some people just get over exited when surrounded by the awsome that is chuck norris, like the mammas boy that wrote that one

kyler

2010-05-30 15:26:38

why dose lighting never stike in the same placve twice?





because chuck norris is looking for it

kyler

2010-05-30 15:24:16

outer space was made because it was to scared to be on the same planet as chuck norris

kyler

2010-05-30 15:21:57

chuck norris walked into a bar it exploded instantley because that much awesomness cant be hold in one building

isaac

2010-05-30 15:18:55

chuck norris goes down an ecalader.

NoGood

2010-05-28 15:42:11

Chuck Noris is so awesome he can roundhouse kick you to the moon

MMoMOMMOoMo

2010-05-25 11:53:55

Chuck Norris is never wrong, Unless he says so

leroy

2010-05-25 08:59:39

chuck norris is a pimps pimp

heyllop

2010-05-07 17:13:17

it looks like chicken, it taste like chicken it even smells like chicken, but if chuck norris says its beef, then it must be beef.

Mrs. Norris

2010-03-27 21:59:57

Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Mrs. Norris

2010-03-27 21:59:09

Chuck Norris walked into a bar. The bar said ouch.

Adrian

2009-12-28 08:30:03

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck norris? all of it.Chuck norris once went on the show Whammy. when it was his turn he said 'No whammy's and no one ever saw a whammy again.

Adrian

2009-12-28 08:21:59

Chuck norris knows Victoria's secret.The only time Chuck norris made a mistake is when he thought he made a mistake

kitcwa bordo

2007-11-17 15:10:40

Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty

Alex

2007-05-11 14:10:53

Chuck Norris CAN beleave it's not butter

dennis garcia

2007-03-06 11:01:50

Chuck Norris can win connect four in three moves!!!!!!!!

nick

2007-02-07 12:45:09

vedy funy