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Chuck Norris Joke #254

Chuck Norris once shat blood - the blood of 11,940 natives he had killed and eaten.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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Robert Flores

2012-08-25 09:50:30

Chuck Norris was once awarded a medal from the Navy for throwing F-22's in the air, while the catapult was broken.

jj

2012-03-15 21:06:29

jesus walks on chuck norris idieot

jj

2012-03-15 21:01:31

Chuck norris jokes are funny

kanslA

2012-03-06 06:38:34

UR MOM

Carlos

2012-03-05 15:41:59

Chuck Norris corrects spell check

Sa

2012-01-12 17:39:16

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

jackson

2011-05-11 15:27:46

chuck norris had a starring contest with the sun who won
answer: chuck norris

bob

2011-03-01 17:04:54

god walks on water chuck norris swims through land

Random

2011-02-07 19:17:03

Chuck Norris farts tear gas

justin m

2011-01-28 23:29:03

chuck norris can punch the back of your face

Jake

2011-01-28 20:48:38

When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, chuck norris doesnt get wet the water gets chuck norris

cn rules

2011-01-04 14:30:37

whats the difference between santa and snoop dog..........santa stops after 3 ho's

bieleber

2011-01-04 14:29:09

not cool......i got native in me!!!

kid

2010-12-23 12:20:35

If your on the computer and you spell Chuck Norris wrong, it wont say did you mean this, it'll say "run while you still can."

nash

2010-08-30 23:24:48

dude i like jokes but these ones have been goin long and making chuck norris rusty.....

Ronny

2010-05-26 11:35:00

Chuck norris was born in a log cabin that he built himself.

FRANKIE

2010-04-26 13:23:52

Y doesn't Chuck Norris have pubes

Cuz hair doesnt grow on steel

pinestreet

2009-12-23 11:06:13

Chuck Norris CAN beleive its not butter

a logical person

2009-10-12 16:25:26

if someone does not like the jokes...
GET OF THE WEBSITE!!!!

A dude

2009-09-28 17:53:29

u guys r stupid. these jokes are pretty funny.

O.o

2008-04-05 08:34:55

No. Not funny. Nu uh.

johnny

2008-01-22 05:40:36

How is it sick? its a joke you idiot.

erica

2007-05-15 17:17:43

this joke is sick and definitely not funny.

samantha

2007-04-27 07:46:27

your so funny haha :p

jaime

2007-01-30 12:12:52

ima keel you.