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Chuck Norris Joke #252

Chuck Norris’ sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

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james

2011-03-02 13:45:43

chuck norris is a wet boy, my 3 month old bro would fuck him up

ginx

2010-12-18 08:49:42

wat is the online game called

bob

2010-09-10 11:51:48

Chuck Norris won The Game and you just lost it.

seabass

2010-05-14 14:38:04

oh snap, that is some funny shit.

...or she gave birth to a stealth bomber armed with a nuclear bomb, that was named Chuck Norris.

jon

2010-03-29 09:46:28

Funny as hell
by the way we are making an online game we will tell you when its finished.

[H]unter

2009-12-01 18:23:49

this website is so funy, my friend Ulas is gay

Sgt. sprinkles

2009-11-19 03:35:38

i heard this really happen except it was spike's mother

d

2009-10-05 21:26:29

wtf

Spike

2008-02-23 12:54:53

no it should be Chuck Norris’ sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 with every single performance kit in the world on it.

sam

2007-04-26 16:48:29

Chuck Norris cloned himself just so he could roundhouse kick himself in the face

sam

2007-04-26 16:42:42

Chuck Norriss' round house kicks are the REAL inconvenient truth

fooldramaqueen

2007-03-14 13:58:38

bwahahahaha