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Chuck Norris Joke #251

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

McElla

2011-11-06 19:03:31

ouch forrest that sounds painful

mia

2011-03-11 15:08:42

chuck norris is so strong he can beat lightning in gods hands.

Nick

2011-03-06 19:24:18

Chuck Norris is so beast he thinks Ethan is a douche canoe

Amanda Panda

2011-03-06 19:21:27

When Chuck Norris farts everyone within a 10 miles radius gets 3rd degree burns

your mom goes to college

2011-02-18 06:30:21

chucks mom goes to college

jesse

2010-10-23 19:34:34

I will own you all with a chuck norris joke.Here it is...................................Chuck norris

Forrest

2010-10-19 22:05:03

Chuck Norriss' daugter lost her virginity. Chuck norris got it back

braxton

2010-05-08 13:28:31

chuck norris can win in connect four in three moves

Carter is better than you

2010-01-11 18:00:02

Wow, a actually funny joke....

Ian

2009-11-10 06:10:38

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!

oooooooooooooooooooooooo

2009-02-28 20:38:51

chuck is beast

Ray

2007-11-07 08:38:39

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

ode

2007-01-22 11:30:15

wow...knowing me, i would!!

john

2006-10-13 08:37:40

Haha, Chuck Norris Rocks!