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Chuck Norris Joke #25

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

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2014-04-08 20:49:34

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2014-04-08 20:49:32

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2014-04-07 01:07:48

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upchuck

2013-02-27 05:02:45

a single M.O.A.B consists of a magnetic containment bottle, and 1kg on Chucks end day captins log.

FiLTHY

2012-11-20 04:40:56

When The U.S. Is Threatened By Other Countries. The U.S. Threatens Back With Chuck Norris...

...u

2011-10-30 08:12:11

i found chuck norris in callofduty black opps, and he found me

hoe shit!!

ryan

2011-10-23 22:20:48

they dont noos chuck norris in the war becues we dont whont the world to be in danger

Bobthbuilder

2009-07-03 09:35:08

I feel like a nerd cuz i actually get this joke....

Bryan Bessellieu

2007-11-11 17:40:28

One time Rick James was walking down the street. Chuck Norris slapped him and said " I'm Chuck Norris, bitch! "

Domorato

2007-10-25 15:26:20

he could beat the entire combined nations of the world in real life, too