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Chuck Norris Joke #249

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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boogabooga boo

2012-02-05 18:07:32

what in tarnation MILFERDUDEZ?? i love this website its the sweetest thing EVER!!!!!!!

MILFERDUDEZ

2011-08-15 08:42:15

DO PURPLE DINASHURES EAT PURPLE PENISH?

juuee

2011-04-09 18:23:30

the definition of a deadringer is someone who sits in front of Chuck Norris in the movie theater and dares to not turn his phone off

ivyeyes

2011-03-23 08:36:34

Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.

Chris

2010-09-21 09:24:37

The question isn't what Chuck Norris would do for a klondike bar, It's what would a klondike bar do for Chuck Norris.

Klacker lOl @ JJ

2010-04-17 19:11:56

I've counted to infinity three times, that was one crazy night...

SGT. sprinkles

2009-11-15 18:26:05

thats pretty funny jj, but not funny enough.

jj

2009-10-25 12:50:21

chuck norris has counted to infiity,twice.

Ryukenshin24

2009-10-18 19:35:33

chuck norris caused a hurricane in the atlantic. katrina was the name of the girl hooker he threw in the water.

Bill

2007-03-20 11:51:37

Cool out of this world