Comments:
russian soldier
2011-09-26 22:40:18
the egyptions didnt make the pyrimids chuck norris threw rocks together
Bobby
2011-07-16 15:25:37
When Chuck Norris talks E. F. Hutton listens.
free sms
2011-05-18 00:43:12
Nice discussion...........
Duck Boris
2011-04-14 19:12:55
Chuck Sees all
Josh
2011-01-05 18:05:35
i wonder if chuck ever sees these jokes lol
tazjr
2011-01-05 17:10:41
chuck norris knows victorias secret
asdf
2010-11-25 11:41:42
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asdf
2010-11-25 11:41:30
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asdf
2010-11-25 11:41:20
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jondev
2010-11-25 11:36:18
Chuck Norris is stuiped
nick
2010-11-09 09:40:10
hiiiiiii
nick
2010-11-09 09:39:54
you suck
morgan
2009-12-26 19:37:10
chuck norris has to fold his dick in half to show people how long a yard is.
nice one!
2009-04-27 13:28:15
u rock langham that joke was awsome!
BeastBoy110
2008-08-05 16:52:59
Evan, that's my joke...
Langham
2008-04-04 17:00:12
When the world ended Chuck Norris, Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger stood in front of the pearly gates and Jesus sat at the throne. Jesus looks over at Sylvester Stallone and asked him "Why do you deserve to come into heaven", he said well I made Rambo and Rocky. Jesus looked back and said I remember Rocky V not good enough, and sent him to hell. He looked over at Schwarzenegger and asked him "Why do you deserve to come into heaven", Schwarzenegger looked back and said well I am the terminator, the govenator, and then Jesus interupted him. Yeah and the Kindergarten Cop and Danny DeVito's twin, not good enough. He then looked at Chuck Norris and said "Why do you deserve to come..." Chuck Norris interupted and said you are sitting in my seat.
Evan Shankle
2007-10-11 15:05:55
Chuck Norris took a vacation to the Virgin Islands and when he returned they were just referred to as The Islands
Shea
2007-01-15 06:38:39
that's right