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Chuck Norris Joke #248

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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russian soldier

2011-09-26 22:40:18

the egyptions didnt make the pyrimids chuck norris threw rocks together

Bobby

2011-07-16 15:25:37

When Chuck Norris talks E. F. Hutton listens.

free sms

2011-05-18 00:43:12

Nice discussion...........

Duck Boris

2011-04-14 19:12:55

Chuck Sees all

Josh

2011-01-05 18:05:35

i wonder if chuck ever sees these jokes lol

tazjr

2011-01-05 17:10:41

chuck norris knows victorias secret

asdf

2010-11-25 11:41:42

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2010-11-25 11:41:30

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2010-11-25 11:41:20

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jondev

2010-11-25 11:36:18

Chuck Norris is stuiped

nick

2010-11-09 09:40:10

hiiiiiii

nick

2010-11-09 09:39:54

you suck

morgan

2009-12-26 19:37:10

chuck norris has to fold his dick in half to show people how long a yard is.

nice one!

2009-04-27 13:28:15

u rock langham that joke was awsome!

BeastBoy110

2008-08-05 16:52:59

Evan, that's my joke...

Langham

2008-04-04 17:00:12

When the world ended Chuck Norris, Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger stood in front of the pearly gates and Jesus sat at the throne. Jesus looks over at Sylvester Stallone and asked him "Why do you deserve to come into heaven", he said well I made Rambo and Rocky. Jesus looked back and said I remember Rocky V not good enough, and sent him to hell. He looked over at Schwarzenegger and asked him "Why do you deserve to come into heaven", Schwarzenegger looked back and said well I am the terminator, the govenator, and then Jesus interupted him. Yeah and the Kindergarten Cop and Danny DeVito's twin, not good enough. He then looked at Chuck Norris and said "Why do you deserve to come..." Chuck Norris interupted and said you are sitting in my seat.

Evan Shankle

2007-10-11 15:05:55

Chuck Norris took a vacation to the Virgin Islands and when he returned they were just referred to as The Islands

Shea

2007-01-15 06:38:39

that's right