Chuck Norris Joke #247
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
Comments:
a_creep_in_a_van
2012-12-01 19:51:28
Chuck Norris doesn't look into mirrors. There's only one Chuck Norris
tom
2012-04-30 09:33:11
to mariah- you left your panties and birth control at my house
mariah
2011-10-28 06:17:03
spiderman owns chuck norris pajamas
adam
2011-08-04 13:07:39
well unless your a serial killer
dave
2011-02-17 19:00:50
chuck norris can beat halo 3 on hard using a gutar hero gutar
No name bob.
2010-11-10 04:46:56
Chuck Norris counted to infinity.. Twice.
Unknown Visitor
2010-04-05 17:13:49
There is no such thing as global warmming chuck norris was cold and he turned up the sun
tom
2009-12-14 13:10:12
chuck norris cant burn toast!
jake hizzy
2007-03-07 13:51:21
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. When he left it was just called the Islands.