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Chuck Norris Joke #245

Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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Caleb

2012-11-11 20:11:10

chuck norris doesn't blow a rape whistle a rapist blows a chuck norris whistle

Rex

2012-05-09 17:57:54

Jackey chan didnt kill chuck norris chuck norris whent into jackeychan

Dr.Phd

2012-05-03 09:28:56

No.If it was beef and it taste like chicken then you are suffering from hypogeusia.

ZING i just got a boner

2011-10-15 16:14:21

if it looks like chicken, smells like chicken, and tastes like chicken, and CHUCK NORRIS says its beef THEN ITS BEEF!!!!!!!11

Madd

2011-09-30 07:54:15

Chuck norris once kicked a horse in the jaw... today its desindents are now known as giraffes

Emily

2011-01-24 18:33:32

Oops!
The Boogy Man is afraid of Chuck Norris

Emily

2011-01-24 18:30:54

The booty man is afraid of Chuck Norris

Emily

2011-01-24 18:27:35

When Chuck Norris puts his finger into an electrical outlet the socket gets fried

Rosa

2011-01-24 18:06:09

The reason why Hitler killed himself was because he found out Chuck Norris was Jewish.

bobthecar

2010-12-01 21:09:29

jesus walks on water, chuck norris swims in land

J. Acosta

2010-11-27 05:37:12

Chuck Norris slams revolving doors and has counted to infinity. Twice.

Ringo

2010-11-05 19:08:29

Theres no such thing as a Chuck Norris joke,only chuck norris facts

Dude

2010-11-01 11:20:25

When Chuck Norris goes swimming in the ocean, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the ocean gets Norris-ed

brendon thomas

2010-10-01 12:43:07

once chuck norris said hes not funny

Anthony pena

2010-09-25 08:07:12

Chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad

Parlet56

2009-02-28 23:07:53

Chuck Norris was camping once and needed to keep himself company, so he dug a hole. You might know it as the Grand Canyon.

Tom

2008-02-13 07:22:45

Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris walks on Jesus!!!

SSG Harrison

2007-11-05 12:37:58

Chuck Norris is so bad ass he rides a wheelie on a unicycle