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Chuck Norris Joke #244

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

1

2014-04-18 04:55:53

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Chuck Norris

2012-05-07 09:36:23

Dude I will burn you with my jesus magic

kade

2012-01-06 20:11:17

stupid lame chuck norris

dick head

2011-12-27 21:48:53

dont lie rosa park didnt save her seat for chuck she was just being a common bitch

kaosmaster

2011-09-02 13:11:49

ugh, all these stupid comments. some are other jokes, some are giberrish. i just wish more were real comments! AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

jhiohj

2011-05-01 13:05:22

Rosa Parks didnt get of her seat cuz she was saving it for chuck norris

jb luver

2011-04-08 19:55:37

justin bieber likes chuck norris oh ya smexi boyyyyy

dude

2011-03-06 07:33:51

jesus mybe able to walk on water but chuck norrise can swim throw land

no 1 u know

2011-01-19 18:46:41

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down instead

justin

2010-08-10 16:15:04

it took seven days for god to make earth it took five seconds for chuck Norris to make god

habbeeb

2010-06-02 18:56:17

the only reason we are alive is because chuck norris puts up with it

oliver

2009-03-01 08:31:58

i dont get it

Mark

2008-09-07 10:30:11

I love this one.