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Chuck Norris Joke #243

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

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2014-04-06 06:20:21

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2014-03-31 22:44:48

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Dan

2012-05-23 18:50:32

2 chuck norris' alone would be disasterous

YourMom

2011-11-30 09:25:41

Your all gay

nick

2011-10-25 08:08:57

This Would be impossible. seing as how this is Chuck Norris We are Talking About. Not a Human.

Mr. Ed

2011-09-02 21:28:47

Chuck NOrris doesn't have to Wish he had Jessie's Girl--he did!

harry

2011-03-16 09:26:27

chuck norris went to the virgin islands last week, now they're just called the islands

John Michael G. Banaag

2010-12-03 06:13:57

chuck norris can defeat samson with a snap

adam lambert

2010-11-19 21:52:18

DO I HAVE ANY FANS OUT THERE? WATS YOUR NAME?

adam lambert

2010-11-19 21:51:34

lolololol how does that work? he cant speak two languages at once.

me

2010-11-04 14:28:48

LOLOL!!

Timmay

2010-06-11 05:05:32

Good assumption!

Shane

2010-05-30 12:56:59

Chuck Norris can speak Chinese in latin.

Shane

2010-05-30 12:56:52

Chuck Norris can speak Chinese in latin.

Echo DeNea'

2010-03-10 06:01:26

There is no real 2010 Census next week, we're just Updating Chuck Norris's Ass Kicking Little Black Book...

parker

2009-11-04 07:56:49

that is amazing

Robert

2008-04-14 10:17:41

CHUCK NORRIS can have his cake and eat it too