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Chuck Norris Joke #242

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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Chuck Norris

2012-11-11 20:44:32

im the one who kills the one who kills chuck norris

joseph Jasso

2012-02-14 16:13:20

when chuck norris plays nazi zombies the zombies try to survive

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2012-02-12 04:34:17

Chuck Norris once one a poker hand with 2,3,4,5,7 offsuit

the one who kills chuck norris

2012-01-23 13:52:24

this is stupid

Husker93

2012-01-23 04:22:56

@ Klacker Lol: just shutup! why cant people just comment instead of fussing over dumb stuff, thats why they made twitter!

Klacker LoL

2011-01-16 09:23:11

YOU PEOPLE CAN STOP DOING THAT

JRider

2010-10-19 19:38:49

@ Klacker yes yes it was

Klacker lOl

2010-08-12 17:21:30

yea that was totally relative...

cole

2010-08-11 00:55:28

@ klacker, thats cause ur a noob

Klacker lOl

2010-04-17 18:50:33

For the past ten minutes that i've been snooping around this site, i have not seen a funny joke.

Steve

2008-01-07 15:48:42

Chuck Norris got kicked out of kindergarden. They had recess, and Chuck Norris don't play