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Chuck Norris Joke #241

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

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LL

2013-07-17 13:35:39

In baseball, Chuck Norris can strike out a batter in one pitch.

hey you

2013-01-24 12:19:12

Hey Zach you stole that from epic rap battles of history Chuck vs. Lincoln

charles breeze

2012-06-08 19:08:58

A blind man bumpened in to chuck norris curing him of his blindness and chuck norris round house kicked him in the face killing him the morrle of the story is no one hits chuck norris

HM

2012-03-20 15:51:31

Chuck Norris doesnt call the wrong number u simply answered the wrong phone.

Alex

2012-02-29 09:56:44

Chuck Norris can cure cancer with his tears, too bad he never cries.

Zach

2012-02-04 20:56:58

chuck norris to aberham lincon:You may have freed the slaves but chuck is every ones master

Fred Walker

2011-11-03 18:05:20

Chuck Norris Doesnt look old

jeff allen

2011-05-29 08:09:58

I have to stop writing chuck Norris. Jokes chuck called and told me to stop. What the hell would you do?

jeff allen

2011-05-29 08:08:24

Chuck Norris once killed a whole town for fun. And then loooked around and laughed. Hence this why we now have the word chuckle

jeff allen

2011-05-29 08:06:19

Chuck Norris has never hosted saturday night live because they would have to change it to Saturday night dead!

jeff allen

2011-05-29 08:04:03

They are starting a new show this season starring chuck Norris. Its called the ass kick wisperer

jeff allen

2011-05-29 07:57:11

Jared didn't loose all that weight eating at subway. He lost it ruining from chuck norris

jeff allen

2011-05-29 07:54:41

If chuck Norris worked at subway you would get a 5 dollar foot long and a round house kick to the face

jeff allen

2011-05-29 07:51:09

It was OK for Juan ebstien to be late for Mr caters class. He had a note from chuck norris

jeff allen

2011-05-29 07:40:55

When chuck Norris wipes his ass he uses other peoples hands.

jeff allen

2011-05-29 07:38:32

Chuck Norris invented fisting. For pornos. And these are all my originals hope you like them. Jeff

jeff allen

2011-05-29 07:35:31

When chuck Norris takes a shit the devastation can be seen for miles!

jeff allen

2011-05-29 07:32:16

Chuck Norris once killed a man by flicking a bugger

jeff allen

2011-05-29 07:29:36

When chuck Norris farts it causes earth quakes!

jeff allenchuck

2011-05-29 07:24:35

Chuck Norris really doesn't know how to round house kick. Its just his leg trying to escape from chuck Norris

jeff allen

2011-05-29 07:20:51

If chuck Norris was really a Texas ranger he would be the the lone ranger

jeff allen

2011-05-29 07:18:31

If chuck Norris. Kicked your ass it would wrap around your you head and you would suffocate.

norris

2011-03-23 12:14:41

chuck norris's favorite saying" those who said the pen is mighter than the sword has obuoslly never encountered atoumatic wepons"

norris

2011-03-23 12:10:19

A rouge squirrle once challenged chuck norris to a nut gathering contest. Before begining he simpily dropped his pants, killing the squirlle instantly and three small children nearbye!

com

2011-03-06 07:45:46

its upercuted not kicked but its still funney

ebony

2010-10-28 19:22:03

If chuck norris wer a girl his name would be chuckles noze

jesse

2010-10-28 19:01:14

chuck norris can touch m.c. hammer

Chuck Norris' cousin

2010-10-07 13:45:54

There is no theory of evolution, just of the animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Scott Muir

2010-06-23 17:35:31

contrary to popular belief there is a word that rhymes with the words; orange, purple, silver and month. This word is Chuck Norris.

mrs.norris

2010-06-09 18:34:22

hahahahahahaha

Jessica Norris

2010-05-28 22:35:08

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that he knocked their lights out... At THEIR HOUSE FOR TWO MONTHS....

patrick

2010-04-12 09:52:13

every time you masterbate chuck norris hits a mexican baby in the face

sterling

2010-04-01 23:20:22

chuck norris doesnt use steroids, steroids use chuck norris

TO

2010-03-29 06:04:29

CHUCK NORRIS is so tough under his beard there is no chin.... yet only another fist.

Spencer Homitz

2010-01-01 18:25:51

Chuck Norris built Nasa's first space shuttle from the pieces to a blender.

Itsme

2009-12-25 18:11:32

Sorry,bruce lee killed chuck Norris!

Itsme

2009-12-25 18:06:26

Chuck Norris is pretty tough,but who's tougher, chuck norris or Jackie chan?I think chuck Norris is way tougher.but in the way of the dragon jackie chan ,so I still think chuck Norris is still the best caues......he's chuck Norris!!!!

Itsme

2009-12-25 17:56:02

That was a good Joke!

steven

2009-12-22 15:10:40

its aaron this is a funny joke

tom

2009-10-16 02:47:43

classic i love chuck!

suffian

2009-10-05 05:29:38

Chuck norris is so great. when he speak, fathers will secure their daughters but forget about their wife right to their next.

Tushar

2009-07-25 16:45:22

If jesus can walk on water chuck norris can swim on land

bob

2008-09-29 05:22:48

when chuck norris jumps in the ocean, he dosnt get wet, the ocean gets chuck norris

shadowoof

2008-04-10 16:15:03

global warming isnt real its just chuck norris turning up the sun

Golan

2008-02-24 22:05:39

The Earth was supposed to be created in 10 days but Chuck Norris gave god 7.

danny

2008-02-02 18:11:40

dumb joke if chuck norris kicked a horse in the chin it would be dead...DUH

Trevor Bradley, sioux city iowa

2008-01-10 11:36:22

chuck norris is a certified bad ass....chuck norris once ate a 72 ounce steak in 1 hour...he spent the first 59 min having sex with the waitress!!!!!!! chuck norris round house kick is so fast that if you put it in slow motion you would see he ate dinner, smoked a cigar, and had sex with your girlfriend...then kicked you!!!

tim

2008-01-03 18:59:13

If Chuck Norris invented a Chuck Norris joke the punchline would kill you.

Lachlan King

2007-10-10 23:27:11

Chuck Norris does not have pubes on his balls because hair does not grow on steel.

AJAY

2007-08-28 00:54:44

Chuck Norris can Google talk from a public phone

fooldramaqueen

2007-03-30 13:58:38

love this one!!

Wilson Smith

2007-02-25 17:47:01

Hey, love your site, if u need another joke: "If you wake up in the morning its only because Chuck Norris let you live!" or "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits." Heh, bye!