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Chuck Norris Joke #240

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks, "You want fries with that" because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't ever want fries with anything. Ever.

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Elli

2012-01-14 19:47:28

Chuck Norris is the reason Chihuahua's shake.

You dont want to know

2012-01-11 13:06:55

Some magicians walk on water. Chuck Norris swims through land.

louja

2011-02-12 03:20:57

Chuck Norris can drink a can of Whoop-ass for breakfast.

LJ

2011-02-12 03:16:35

Why would anyone think that Chuck Norris' facts are funny if they're true?

louja

2011-02-12 03:14:48

Chuck Norris can count 1 minute in less than 2 seconds.

A

2010-11-06 09:15:34

Thomas Jefferson is so stupid he cheated off Chuck Norris Math Test.

tim

2010-07-17 12:48:07

chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun

Z

2009-04-02 12:12:00

The Neclear Bomb is actually Chuck Norris in disguise.

X

2008-03-25 20:41:00

this one makes no sense

Chuck Norris

2008-02-09 10:14:07

and now i'll fry your soul.

buzy B

2008-01-27 17:07:04

Chuck Norris can flick the switch and get into bed before the lights go out

CZAR

2007-03-19 05:44:54

HELLO chuck norris