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Chuck Norris Joke #24

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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Dush

2012-02-04 14:17:12

I hate ur jokes

Happy

2012-02-04 14:14:00

Hahahahaha i like that

chuck norris

2012-01-06 20:26:23

i swear if u hate my jokes i will roundhouse kick u where u dont wanna be kicked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look Down! Quick!

2011-12-22 22:23:20

Freddy Krueger prays he never has Chuck Norris haunt him in his dreams,

derp

2011-12-10 04:21:53

Do you want to know what actually happened to the dinosaurs? It wasnt a meteor, or a volcano. it was actualy chuck norris lava surfing. he jumped, did a quadruple front flip, and when he landed, he did a round house kick which caused a world wide earthquake that killed the dinos. he just carried a mile wide bolder to the crater and made scientists believe it was a meteor.

Rob R

2011-05-12 12:45:09

Waldo, the kid entertainer in red and white. Oh, wait I take it you have not yet been to the library. Maybe you should go there. You know the big room with all the books. Or are you from a town so small the library is closed cause someone stole the crayons.

name

2011-05-12 03:12:29

Can somebody pls tell me who the fuck waldo is !?!?!?!?

Bobchong Flaggery

2009-10-09 01:14:31

you figured it out yet Will

Bobchong Flaggery

2009-10-09 01:11:42

dhf is a puff

Bobchong Flaggery

2009-10-09 01:09:22

Hey will