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Chuck Norris Joke #237

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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dopey

2012-03-09 16:45:51

oh snap!!!!! lolz

Q

2012-02-16 20:07:23

Chuck Norris puts Baby in a corner.

Lisa Yanta

2011-04-04 01:19:12

hahahahahah!!!!!! nw thats sumthing i wish i cud do!! lol!!

Chris

2011-03-22 05:33:22

The car was invented as a quicker way to escape chuck norris, not to be outdone, chuck invented the car crash :D

Hot Mot

2010-08-09 11:59:06

Chuck Norris fucked your mom!

Mike

2010-05-07 13:05:38

Chuck Norris doesn't live in a townhome he lives in a roundhouse!

Jon B.

2010-02-07 20:00:54

Chuck Norris CAN fix stupid... with a roundhouse kick to the idiot's head.

The Ninja aka Mee

2010-01-16 18:22:41

hahahha nice joke. u too Tiny i like that: "Chuck Norries does not die, the world ends". lolz :P

Tiny

2009-08-22 00:27:57

And nobody better steel it or i'll sick Chuck Norris at you!!!

tiny

2009-08-22 00:25:33

Chuck Norris does not die, the world ends. Now thats a joke!!!